Dear FBI agents,

Yes, I'm talking to as many individual agents as will listen to me, because there is a crisis within the Justice Department that I am begging you to independently investigate.

There is Nixon-era corruption that is still being buried- I think there's a non-disparagement agreement protecting my family. It's a case where information is being classified to cover up crimes rather than for legitimate national security, which is illegal misuse of the system.

My friend Eric Larson was a cop in Sydney, Montana; he told me there was cannibalism in Billings and that cops were encouraged to commit crimes. There were also cannibalism references in my high school yearbook. 

My adoptive mother, Georgia Heffner, who was very well connected to the sheriff, district attorney, and senators when I was a child, used to talk about eugenics and unethical psychological experiments, and make Soylent Green references. "When a person is dead, they're just meat," she told me when I was a small child.

My family had the resources and connections to do medical experiments on animals, and there is a genetics lab with my aunt's brand, Diamond V Genetic Source. I recently took a DNA test that can be confirmed with 23andMe; it shows that the family went to great lengths to cover up my true biological history, including the surrogate lying to her boyfriend that he accidentally impregnated her. I have multiple mutations, which they exploit to skirt human testing laws.

I think the family might be part of a militia or clandestine branch of the government with Nazi/KKK historical ties. Ask why my adoptive father didn't go to Vietnam when his draft number was called, and why my adoptive parents lied about the fact that it was called at all.

There is a massive conspiracy to keep intersex people out of public view while politicians stoke the fires of transphobia. Doctors traditionally don't tell patients they're intersex; this is harmful to intersex children, who are saddled with a lifetime of gender confusion, and doesn't protect them from getting bullied for being "weird". Intersex people are as common as red hair, and looking back I can identify the intersex kids I went to school with- all of whom were marginalized.

This cruelty is the legacy of Operation Paperclip, in which the CIA hired over a thousand Nazi scientists and engineers. MK-ULTRA is also part of their legacy, and since the CIA got away with it, there's no reason to believe the CIA doesn't still experiment on unwitting citizens. 

The FBI needs to remove the "bad apples" from America's justice department, because those bad cops are taking down the country while pretending to be patriots. Do you realize that when citizens asked cops to please stop killing unarmed black men, the DOJ waged war? That when the far-right attacked the Capitol, suddenly the DOJ was blundering every aspect of the response? This far-right bias in leadership needs to be investigated.

Please don't listen to those who would downplay the severity of these things I'm talking about. Ignore ad hominim  attacks intended to deflect from the things I'm writing about. Do the research yourself, instead of relying on the word of another cop. These are ways information gets censored to get around the "Footloose" effect (banning something outright draws attention, so they misinform and dissuade interest to censor things).

I've done a lot of investigating already, much of which can be verified fairly easily. I'm not asking you to trust me, I'm asking you to take a look at the issues I'm raising.

Please, please, please help America defeat this corruption that is rotting our institutions from the core.

Open letter to President Biden

Dear President Biden,

This is yet another attempt to reach you, and I have to question if information is being gatekept from you. I know the CIA pays attention to everything I write but uses subtle methods to censor me (they claim I have freedom of speech but not freedom of reach). 

I wrote you a simple and effective playbook for convincing Christians to support Democratic efforts- Jesus's teachings are in line with liberal values, not conservative ones. This would also take away support from Christian nationalists, whose beliefs are not actually based on the Bible. 

I asked for help because I'm being persecuted; I've been ignored and censored, gaslighted and treated like a crazy person. The far-right is waging war on minorities like me, and the police ignore me while my friends and I get stalked and attacked.

I've written thousands of messages and emails to politicians, journalists, and celebrities asking for help, because hermaphrodites like me are being dehumanized and censored. There is a massive conspiracy to cover up the existence of intersex people and manufacture transphobia. 

A farming family adopted me, a hermaphrodite, because they argue that my unique genetics preclude me from human rights. They planned to slaughter and eat me on my wedding day as a "joke".

This is part of the legacy of the CIA hiring 1,000 Nazis after WWII, who socially engineered the Christian nationalism threatening our democracy today. They believe the world is ending because they've confused Apocalypse and Armageddon, and this is why conservatives won't help stop climate change.

I convinced Joe Manchin to flip his vote because I got him to actually read the Bible he thumps. 

I'm starting to wonder if you just don't care, because I've offered solutions to virtually all your problems; the government steals many of my ideas and never acknowledges me. 

I'm angry, I'm disappointed that America has come to this, and I'm BEGGING you to even make an effort. I'm posting a copy of this letter on my blog and Facebook because I feel that the government keeps shoving information about me down a memory hole.

Sincerely,

Laura M. Heffner

Aka Raven Wildchild 

 I've admitted that some of my theories have been wrong, so why do people act like my opinion isn't allowed to change? When I give a theory, do they insist that I believe it through and through? I come up with lots of theories and if they don't accumulate evidence in their favor, I discard them. That's how science works. Sometimes I discard a theory then later find out I was right in the first place.

As for the complex relationship I have with certain celebrities, they are using my Neuralink to make me doubt or forget my theories about them, to quell my anger, flood my body with hormones for connection when I think about them, and to deny me any other form of meaningful social interaction. I'm their hostage, I have Stockholm syndrome on a level that most people can't comprehend, and I'm doing my best to fight for justice. 

Please stop judging me so harshly. Please stop exaggerating my abilities. Please give me the benefit of the doubt and stop assuming the worst about me. I'm sick of the prejudice.

Why do people assume I harbor ill will? I never tried to get revenge against any of the bullies who plagued me in school. I did work for justice and reported the bullying to teachers. One time I punched a bully, but that's very different from what I'm being accused of. Anyone who thinks I'm an insincere person either doesn't know me or is lying- I wear my heart on my sleeve.

Also note that I'm not asking to be worshipped; I just want people to listen to what I have to say without pre-judgement and debate with me in good faith. Why are people demonizing me for this?

On sex and education

 There was something I wrote about on social media years ago that was clumsily worded and has been greatly distorted since.

The book Clan of the Cave Bear is a fiction that described life among early hominids and made me think about how human sexuality evolved.

In the book, children grew up seeing adults have sex. Sometimes the younger children would pretend to have sex, but if penetration accidentally happened, they became embarrassed and quickly separated. Children became adults in their society when puberty hit, and became available for sex at that time. I think this is a reasonably accurate historic model.

I think the age of consent should be lowered, because it would give young people better access to resources they might need and treats them as competent. In addition to that, comprehensive sexual education needs to be available, and teens should be encouraged to postpone sex, anyway. 

Masturbation should be encouraged as a healthy part of life. Teens should be encouraged to figure out what their personal sexual proclivities are, and taught how to look for compatible partners rather than being thrown into the current trial-and-error dating culture. 

I do think that it's good to normalize nudity. Kids should know what real bodies look like so they don't become ashamed of their own. I think kids should be told what sex is when they're old enough to ask where babies come from. I think that kids should be introduced to concepts around sex as they start showing an interest in them. Preserve most of the mystery until they hit adolescence, then initiate them with a rite of passage and give them a full education. (Rites of passage are incredibly important in societies; the lack of them in our current culture has contributed to an extended adolescent mindset among Millennials. This and helicopter parents are socially engineered phenomena.)

I don't encourage people having sex in front of kids; kids shouldn't be allowed in strip clubs. I do think that our society should be ready for teens who start looking for pornography by providing access to content that teaches consent culture, safe sex practices, and how to have mutually enjoyable sex.

Young people should be discouraged from engaging in sexual relationships with significantly older people, but not forbidden. The younger person should be the one who initiates in these scenarios. Recognize that the younger person might not be getting their needs met from their peers. Our country has not invested enough in social infrastructure that could help us through scenarios like this.

I think prostitution should be legalized and hookers unionize. There should be brothels to keep hookers safe and rules to protect them from being exploited by the brothels. Having prostitutes available takes social pressure off other women.

Purity culture causes a lot of real world problems, which is completely at odds with how Jesus preached love and non-judgement. He didn't preach about sexual morality. It's time to get over these outdated ideas that are about control, not about spirituality. 

One note about the Sermon on the Mount; I suspect the section on adultery was inaccurately remembered at the time when it was written down sometime later. The context, which implies the traditional ban on adultry, is incongruous to the parable. What Jesus says is that anyone who ever looked at another person lustfully is guilty of adultery- meaning that it's a pretty easy mistake to make. Then Jesus says, "If your eye causes you to stumble, you gouge it out!" I interpret this as being tongue-in-cheek; everyone has misjudged a step in their life (once again, an easy mistake to make if you're not paying close attention), and it would be a horrendous overreaction to gouge out an eye over this. Likewise, Jesus is saying the punishment for adultery is a horrendous overreaction. My interpretation is backed up by how Jesus saved a woman from being stoned. 

(So I guess I worded things poorly a couple times when I've said Jesus doesn't preach about sexual morality, but that's a nitpicky thing for people to jump on me about because I'm right where it matters: Jesus didn't denounce homosexuality, and the Bible seems to attempt to cover up that Jesus didn't denounce adultry, either.)

(Notice that there has never been a pope who gouged out his own eyes after stumbling, so they clearly didn't think the parable is serious.)

Understanding the Bible

The Old Testament is made up of Jewish holy books. It is in the Bible for context.

The first 4 books of the New Testament are the Gospels, telling the life and teachings of Jesus.

The rest of the New Testament is related to Paul, a con man who never met Jesus. 

Abortion isn't forbidden in the Bible; rather, it tells how to perform one in Numbers 5:11-31. 

Matthew, Mark, and Luke are the canonical gospels, all telling a similar story. John, the Pauline gospel, is the only one where Jesus produces miracles.

Jesus declared Mosaic Law of the Old Testament was obsolete. He preached love and non-judgement, gave away free healthcare, supported loose women, and told people NOT to pray in public/virtue signal.

Some Christians believe in a "warrior Christ" who rides a white horse in Revelations, but this is Death, one of the horsemen of the Apocalypse, not Christ. Many also confuse Apocalypse and Armageddon. 

Christian nationalists who are trying to impose their worldview on the rest of us should read the Bible, because they've missed the whole point of Christianity. Jesus would not like nationalism.

Dear Mr. Putin,

You know who I am- the one they call "the Whore of Babylon" and "Holy Grail". I am begging you to stop waging war on Ukraine and to let your American prisoners go.

I don't know what your real intentions are, but please don't use the "golden billion" as an excuse to wage war- there are enough resources for us all, if we manage them in an ecologically sustainable manner. 

We have to shift all of our energy toward fighting climate change immediately. I agree with you that there's a problem with Nazis in the West, but the war in Ukraine is not helping to save the world. 

Apocalypse is not the same as Armageddon; please let us find a way forward to a more peaceful future. Please let Brittany Griner go- harsh drug laws cause more harm than good, and it's time to move toward a paradigm that makes more sense. 

You are the most powerful person on Earth. Please make the changes needed to lead us into a bright new future, instead of keeping us entrenched in the never-ending war of the last century.  

We have to try, right now- the future of humanity is at stake, and every minute we wait makes the climate problem more difficult to address. 

The West is too corrupted by greed to save us. You are the one with the power to change the world- please don't doom us.

I have a huge problem with the fact that the Supreme Court justices quoted Matthew Hale in their justification for overturning Roe v Wade. Hale was a 17th century jurist whose arguments predate the Constitution. His arguments are in no way valid to American law because the Constitution was not based on his logic, opinions, or beliefs. It seems that the reason judges seem to think his opinions matter is that he lived in North America. If that's the case, perhaps we should consider Native American culture from that period as just as valid as Hale's opinions. The United States Constutution was based on Greco-Roman philosophies. Greeks invented Democracy, and Rome was a Republic. If anything, perhaps we should be respecting how homosexuality was accepted in ancient Greece. That's more relevant to our Constitution than Hale's opinions. The fact that Supreme Court justices are apparently too stupid to understand that Hale is irrelevant to our laws implies that they're too stupid to sit on the court.

 I think the CIA is keeping me in a constant state of heartbreak until I commit suicide, because they're trying to cover up how they've mistreated me.

 Dear Elon Musk,

Will you date me or should I just kill myself? I feel like I fucked up my only chance several years ago, and life seems like it's no longer worth living. Unless you rescue me, I think I'm going to give up. The mental hospital doesn't help.

 I suspect that the only people who read my blog are the Kremlin, the CIA, and occasionally other governments. I still don't know why any of these foreign governments care. 

Someone is trying to cover up their views by causing a bunch of bots to check my page all at once. That just makes it more obvious that they're trying to hide from me.

The views now all say they are coming from the US, but I'm sure those are just VPNs and it's the same people in Russia that it always was. I'm baffled as to why Putin is watching me, but it became evident in 2016 that he does.

Putin can go fuck himself. 🖕

I had been hoping that the journalists who read my social media would find my blog, but it looks like they haven't. 

It just makes no sense to me why Russia gives a damn about what I say. No doubt they are amused by how much my life has deteriorated since I discovered I'm being watched, but it seems an awful waste of resources for either Russia or the CIA to pay as much attention to me as they do. I just honestly don't get it.

 Sometimes I wish I were dead. 

 Dear Kim Kardashian, 

You recently told women to get off their asses and work.

Do you understand that a $15 an hour full-time job only pays $31,000 a year before taxes? That jobs that pay well and respect workers are out of reach for many people? Do you realize that you're telling people who only make $15 an hour to work themselves to death for your pocket change?

Fuck you, bitch.

I bet you've never worked as hard as I have in your life.

You try slaving over a hot oven for 14 hours with no overtime pay. You try working for my late grandfather, who refuses to let us take breaks despite the hot sun and manual labor on a farm, sunrise to sunset, then you'll know how insulting it is to hear a reality show star talk about "work".

I would have loved it if I were offered a reality show, but I botched my interview and never got a second chance. I've tried selling my jewelry, but I don't have name recognition.

I learned a new phrase- "interlocking systems of oppression". What is a minor inconvenience to you is an insurmountable obstacle to me.

 I got some results back from 23&Me that confirmed parts of my theories. They confirmed that I have a matrilineal  bloodline connection to Marie Antoinette. And they appear to have confirmed that Karen Hovis is not my biological mother. She wasn't in the system, but her daughter Brittney is listed as my niece. So that makes Barb my mother? I didn't anticipate that, I had jumped to much wilder conclusions. But it's still evidence that the family lied to me.

I requested information on my intersex condition, and they refused to disclose anything on that topic. They know they're aiding and abetting the discrimination, and don't care. They told me to see a "genetic counselor", which is way outside my budget. 

It appears I'm not Russian after all, but I am definitely English, NW European, and have a little Middle Eastern blood. The connection to Marie Antoinette implies that my ancestors were nobles and royalty, so the King George IV theory still has potential. 

Brittney was the only close relative listed. 

On Zuckerberg's "point in time"

Mark Zuckerberg described the Metaverse as a "point in time", and I think that description is close but not quite accurate. He's not referring to just his virtual metaverse, but the true metaverse that our technology is just tapping into, including Neuralink. It's not a "point in time" as we understand it, but a 5-dimentional perspective where the entire timeline is viewed as a whole, including potential/parallel timelines. Zuckerberg is "living in the future", i.e. his neurotech connects him to a future time where the singularity has already taken place and time travel has been established, but he doesn't see the whole timeline yet, because his perspective is limited. I'm not sure if he can understand the concept of timeline collapse yet (which is not as scary as it sounds, it's just the 5 dimensional perspective of that which we can only experience 4 dimentionally- a linear timeline existence). So it's not a point in time, it's beyond time.

 When I've gone to the hospital for mental health reasons, they take my phone, and I think the reason is that they don't want me to film the gaslighting and abuses to which they subject me. 

Confusion over Putin

 I'm still trying to figure out everything that's happening with governments watching me. I think Putin's office uses a VPN to make it look like someone from Portugal reads my blog, and I assume the views from the US are mostly government, too.

The way they watch me has never made sense. They were obviously already watching when John Thayer was still working at the Pentagon. Rufus mentioned something about Russian money connected to Thayer, and I think a lot of people in the government are bribed by the Russians- the GOP is using a lot of pro-Russia rhetoric lately. The way they behave makes me think the government has already collapsed and everything is political theater now.

I think Putin was grooming Jaimie Hensley while we were in high school. They say he "plays a long game", so I think this is all connected. But it's weird seeing that he still seems interested in my blog when this whole Ukraine thing is happening.

So what's really going on? Why is Putin so interested in me? This is part of why I believe that I'm a royal. It would explain a lot. 

Does Macron know about Putin's confusing fascination with me? These articles make me wonder if it's relevant.

https://www.politico.eu/article/macron-to-putin-lets-be-friends/

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/07/opinions/french-president-macron-putin-whisperer-andelman/index.html

 The postal service delivered my package to the wrong apartment AGAIN. Thankfully, this time the people who got the package were nice enough to bring it to me. Most of the time my packages never reach me when USPS does this. It's infuriating.

Our society is wasteful.

 This article addresses the issue of food waste: https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/02/03/unjust-shaming-little-girl-highlights-broad-issue-institutional-food-waste/

When I worked at Sodexo, there was a lot of food wasted that could have gone to hungry people. The chef told me he didn't donate food anymore because he didn't want to be held responsible if the recipient mishandled the food and people got sick.

There should be a company of food handlers that collects still-edible leftovers from institutions like the dining hall.

I've also been thinking about upgrading thrift stores for the 21st century. For example, electronics should be shipped to a service center that can test them and refurbish or recycle as appropriate. 

Our culture needs to stop thinking of things as disposable; we need to do less mass-producing and use resources more wisely. Upgrading how we resell goods would be a step in the right direction. 

Economic pie and Leon Cooperman

 Just a reminder to the rich, when statistics state that the average American makes $50,000 a year, many of us make less than that. About half the country is struggling to make ends meet.

Please watch this video to get a better understanding of the wealth gap. Leon Cooperman is wrong when he claims the 99% could join the 1%. He clearly doesn't comprehend how this works.

https://youtu.be/6GWzpq1Ff78

Here's the article that got me started on Cooperman: https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/01/30/moral-calculations-billionaire/

If 9 people make $10/hour ($20,800 per year) and one makes a billion a year, and you average the income among the 10 people, you get an average of a hundred million a year. The average skews high becauae the billionaire breaks the curve, so suddenly the billionaire thinks the other people actually have enough to get by. I wonder how much the average American would make if the 1% weren't factored in to the average. For example, what is the average income of workers on the bottom half of the economic ladder? I'm going to guess the average is closer to $20,000 a year, and that doesn't include people who are disabled. 

I live on about $12,000 a year; my housing is subsidized. My artwork/jewelry doesn't sell, and I can't handle the stress of work these days. My social awkwardness makes coworkers hate me. (Why do people hate on neurodivergent people so much?) That's more stress than I can handle on its own. Add in how the CIA has taken over my life, and there's no way I can work with neurotypical people who expect me to be normal like them. Trying to be normal takes more energy than I have to give. And even if I do work, I'm not qualified for any job that makes a living wage, so it's not worth the stress. When I get stressed, I get Crohn's disease symptoms. When I worked in the food industry, it meant missing a lot of work due to being required to call in sick over diarrhea. 

I actually want to work. I have lots of ideas that would make money, but don't have the resources or skills required for success. But I'm more driven to work because I want to make the world a better place. When life improves for people at the bottom of the socio-economic ladder, it improves for everyone. I get a lot of satisfaction when people see the cake I decorated for them and are happy. I'm motivated to work to find solutions to problems in the world because I value the future. Cooperman says that without capitalism there's no reward, but my question is, what are we really rewarding him for? What does he do that makes the world better for the rest of us? He hasn't solved world hunger or the climate crisis. I don't think we'd notice much if he didn't do the work he does. He deals with money for the sake of money. He's siphoning off resources from those who do real work, and he thinks he deserves to be rewarded by the world, for what?

Capitalism will always leave behind people like me; it's a system that simply doesn't work for everyone because it's inherently competitive. Those without the ability to compete are often better at what they do than those out to make a quick buck, but we get left behind.

Vincint Van Gogh was a perfect example of a talented person for whom capitalism did not work. Nicola Tesla was another example. They were exploited by those with money. Cooperman doesn't seem to comprehend how capitalism doesn't work for everyone, so he would do well to learn about Van Gogh and Tesla.

Cooperman probably also realizes that his skills in making money would be useless in a non-capitalist society. He's not a Tesla or a Van Gogh, so his work won't be remembered. It sounds like making money is the only thing he's good at. Why does our society reward people like him? I bet I worked far harder as a baker than he ever has in his cushy office. 

He's completely out of touch with society. I don't know if he's just trying so hard to justify his billions that he's turned a blind eye to how the world really works, but there's actually something missing from his thought processes at this point. 

I recently read that parts of Portland don't have sidewalks, and they're in the more poor parts of town. Maybe Cooperman should build those sidewalks for people who can't afford them.

Master Cleanse will help covid

 I still think the Master Cleanse is a good at-home treatment for covid. Once again, the hospitals are full, and I think that doctos need to be discussing alternative medicine to treat it before it gets to hospital levels. The Master Cleanse improves your immunity for a while. 

The master cleanse uses special lemonade made with fresh lemon juice, cayenne pepper, and grade B maple syrup to help the body cleanse while fasting for a week or two. The lemon enhances the immune system, the cayenne helps cleansing toxins, and the maple provides energy and nutrients during the fast. 

I'm not saying that people sick with covid should embark on a complicated fast. People often naturally don't feel hungry when they're sick, so they're already fasting to a degree. The lemonade should help a person who feels ill get better faster.

6-12 glasses of lemonade per day.

Laxative tea once a day, too.

Fast as much as feels right.

I'm just trying to keep people out of the hospital.